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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Coke Zero

 
We are honored to announce Coke Zero as the Official Beverage of the Stonebridge Worship Team.  After nearly a year and a half of deliberation, our faithful Beverage Task Force presented this recommendation, which was confirmed by a vote of 211 to 2.  Coke Zero is seen to reinforce Stonebridges' simple 3-point model:
1) UPWARD: The rising carbonated bubbles of Coke Zero reflect our upward value of praise
2) INWARD: The lack of calories, reminds us that inward "building" is only accomplished by God's Word
Finally, 3) OUTWARD: The Outward expression of good taste seemed self-evident
The Bevarage Task Force felt that as a bonus, the drink is specifically marketed to males, an idea which nicely harmonizes with Stonebridges' ongoing strategy of recapturing the hearts of men.  In February, the Force had requested a six-month extension of their research on this emotional and controversial subject, and the congregation graciously granted the extra time.  As the Task Force delivered their 6-hour presentation, it was obvious that the weeks had been put to good use.   The evening included video, powerpoint, special music and free samples; it was refreshing and sparking in every way.  
Highlights of the report included the Task Force recommendation that Diet Coke continue to be used to remove corrosion from battery terminals.   There was also extended discussion regarding Red Bull.  The European drink had been a strong contender, but the team was uncomfortable with persistant rumors that the formula contained trace amounts of "ashes of the Red Heifer" as described in the 19th Chapter of Numbers.  The discussion included a brief foray into Grudem's Theology.  While the team concluded the "ashes" were symbolic and not salvific, they felt that the idea of any product offering to "give you wings" seemed misleading.  Again, it's clear that none of this was an easy decision, and we are very grateful to the team, their hard work and recommendation.  As the Worship Team's official beverage, Coke Zero now joins Altoids as the official mint. 
No further inductions are planned for the next year.
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I'm so glad that is cleared up.  It was my only concern when I visited.  Now that you have landed I will claim you as a friend once again.  I was on the fence but now that you have seen the light you are back in the good graces of Purkerson clan of Zero! 
Posted 7/10/2009 9:57 AM by CafePurk - reply

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@CafePurk - Glad we took the time to get this one right!  Got a can on ice right now...

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